see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder
PARTY LIKE THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS WEREN’T EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLING
I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?
can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars